Monday, September 20, 2010

Dr. B. Love

Good day my fellow readers, I am Dr. B. Love and I am here to help any of you women or men that needs advice to conquer the "Love of your life". Feel free to ask anything you want and I will do the best from my heart to give you the BEST advise.

I have 20 years of experience in love topics and in own "relations" so If you are willing to trust me you won´t regret it. I will give you an example:

People say: "You can manage to have anyone you want if you give your everything"
I say: What kind of BUll**** is this????? If that was true I would not be here! besides, everyone would have a couple...and that is not the case, AM I RIGHT??? Whoever said that I´m pretty sure stayed single for the rest of his/her life.

People say: "There is a lot of fish in the ocean, don´t worry"
I say: Hell yea, the Ocean is filled with fish...and if you are talking about people, it is also true...so you want another fish??? then GO TO CHINA, there are billions of "fish" for you there, so your chances to find the right one are higher right? God this people...

People say: "You will find the right one, just be patient"
I say: You never know...

People say: "I want to find the true love"
I say: Good luck finding me!!!! Dr. B. Love!!!

Ok, ok, sorry but I had to be real. There is one advice I can give to all of you that I believe entirely to be true:

"If the woman/man is for you, even if you stay out, and If he/she is not even if you stay and try"

Well, it sounds a lot better in spanish, but I think I made my point clear. But I am serious when I say that you can ask me, I will help you! Thank you for your time and stay in touch for more of Dr. B. love.


PD: Don´t be yourselves when trying to find love...be better than you are and stay like that.

53 comments:

  1. lol, waiting for the questions which should be quite entertaining.

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  2. Alright, first question will come from me then I guess.

    My girlfriend is extremely uncomfortable with public displays of affection. Anything more than holding hands is embarrassing for her. If she wants to kiss me goodbye she double checks to make sure no one is around first.

    It's been like this for 2 years now, slowly getting better (she used to refuse to kiss me in public) but is there any way to get her more comfortable.

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  3. Patient 001 David Davidson:

    I´m raging right now...2 years?? Are you extremely ugly?...Ok before I can give you advise I need to know...How is she when you are alone?

    If Her way to be when alone is so good that it owns the lacking of public affection don´t worry, she will keep changing, just don´t show her that you are THAT interested in the matter.

    If she is the same in public and when alone with you...then I can give you information on many different Institutions for Nuns, I´m sure she will finish the studies with honorific mentions.

    I hope my advise helps you, if there is anything else I would love to read it.

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  4. I dont need your help because I'm already with the love of my life :)

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  5. HAHA go to china... I would love to.

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  6. Yeah, be better than you are, and stay like that always, then you will turn into the better you, and the better you will get even better as it goes on, good tip :-) Good read, supporting and following!

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  7. I don't really care about this lovey dovey stuff

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  8. haha funny text and interesting topic!

    Ill keep an eye on your blog!

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  9. nice post, reminds me of "the game" by neil strauss

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  10. I've never been in true love.. and don't think I ever will be.. intersting read none the less!

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  11. "People say: "There is a lot of fish in the ocean, don´t worry"
    I say: Hell yea, the Ocean is filled with fish...and if you are talking about people, it is also true...so you want another fish??? then GO TO CHINA, there are billions of "fish" for you there, so your chances to find the right one are higher right? God this people..."

    There may be plenty of fish in the "ocean," but I live in the desert.

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  12. I have a few questions, only I'm afraid my GF will snoop and see what I asked.. Feels Bad

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  13. I don't understand this: "If the woman/man is for you, even if you stay out, and If he/she is not even if you stay and try".

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  14. Pretty interesting information for sure.

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  15. To Hotsaucer: That´s what I am talking about! that the phrase is useless.

    To The Juice: Ask anonymously. And in the other hand, if that´s the kind of GF you have...you need to do some things.

    To OASO: I know, it´s weird in english, what it means is that if that someone is for you, it does not matter what you do, the person will be yours, and if that someone is not for you, then the opposite!

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  16. As a fellow gentleman of love I find your comments an inspiration,

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  17. Thanks doc, finally a real expert of the subject.

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  18. It's probably better in Spanish, yeah XD

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  19. @Dr. Lol, I think I'm hideous but she thinks I'm attractive. She's extremely affectionate when we're alone just I wish that I could do simple things like kiss her goodbye in front of people.

    I guess I can keep waiting for her to change.

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  20. Interesting blog concept man! I've got one for you just for kicks, I am pretty sure I've got things all handled on my own but I want to see how you think!

    I've dated one girl for the past two years, and recently broke up with her because I felt she was changing and I wanted to give her the opportunity to have fun. I realized about a week later that she could have the same fun with me. But now that she has been off dicking around with her friends for almost a month, she isn't sure if she wants back in on the relationship. Now what would you reccomend?

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  21. i like your post;)
    supportin you;)

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  22. Very interesting posts... I support !

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  23. waiting for the questions which should be quite entertaining.

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  24. To Sadistic:

    Just let me tell you one thing:

    "A doubt is a sign of a no" Hope it helps you.

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  25. Yea that quote makes no sense in English haha.

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  26. That quote is made my brain hurt in english... o.o

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