Monday, September 20, 2010

Dr. B. Love

Good day my fellow readers, I am Dr. B. Love and I am here to help any of you women or men that needs advice to conquer the "Love of your life". Feel free to ask anything you want and I will do the best from my heart to give you the BEST advise.

I have 20 years of experience in love topics and in own "relations" so If you are willing to trust me you won´t regret it. I will give you an example:

People say: "You can manage to have anyone you want if you give your everything"
I say: What kind of BUll**** is this????? If that was true I would not be here! besides, everyone would have a couple...and that is not the case, AM I RIGHT??? Whoever said that I´m pretty sure stayed single for the rest of his/her life.

People say: "There is a lot of fish in the ocean, don´t worry"
I say: Hell yea, the Ocean is filled with fish...and if you are talking about people, it is also true...so you want another fish??? then GO TO CHINA, there are billions of "fish" for you there, so your chances to find the right one are higher right? God this people...

People say: "You will find the right one, just be patient"
I say: You never know...

People say: "I want to find the true love"
I say: Good luck finding me!!!! Dr. B. Love!!!

Ok, ok, sorry but I had to be real. There is one advice I can give to all of you that I believe entirely to be true:

"If the woman/man is for you, even if you stay out, and If he/she is not even if you stay and try"

Well, it sounds a lot better in spanish, but I think I made my point clear. But I am serious when I say that you can ask me, I will help you! Thank you for your time and stay in touch for more of Dr. B. love.


PD: Don´t be yourselves when trying to find love...be better than you are and stay like that.
Presentado por Ishu at 11:40:00 AM
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53 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2010 at 12:33 PM

    :\ sad story bro.

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  2. Mister SharafSeptember 20, 2010 at 12:43 PM

    love sucks

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  3. Mister SharafSeptember 20, 2010 at 12:44 PM

    p.s followin

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  4. DRIFTOSeptember 20, 2010 at 3:20 PM

    haha love doctor ;]

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  5. JoshuaSeptember 20, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    lol, waiting for the questions which should be quite entertaining.

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  6. SlumphSeptember 20, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    what the hell.. random xD

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  7. Souf.September 20, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    Haha, following!

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  8. DanatothSeptember 20, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    I got a bad case of lovin' you

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  9. SlumphSeptember 20, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    good stuff =]

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  10. The LoonSeptember 20, 2010 at 7:28 PM

    haha, true.

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  11. DailyDoseSeptember 20, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    Fair enough lol

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  12. netz3r0September 20, 2010 at 8:35 PM

    haha aint that the truth!

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  13. David DavidsonSeptember 21, 2010 at 12:09 AM

    Alright, first question will come from me then I guess.

    My girlfriend is extremely uncomfortable with public displays of affection. Anything more than holding hands is embarrassing for her. If she wants to kiss me goodbye she double checks to make sure no one is around first.

    It's been like this for 2 years now, slowly getting better (she used to refuse to kiss me in public) but is there any way to get her more comfortable.

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  14. Claire J.September 21, 2010 at 12:42 AM

    The ocean IS filled with fish. :)

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  15. Dr. B. LoveSeptember 21, 2010 at 2:02 AM

    Patient 001 David Davidson:

    I´m raging right now...2 years?? Are you extremely ugly?...Ok before I can give you advise I need to know...How is she when you are alone?

    If Her way to be when alone is so good that it owns the lacking of public affection don´t worry, she will keep changing, just don´t show her that you are THAT interested in the matter.

    If she is the same in public and when alone with you...then I can give you information on many different Institutions for Nuns, I´m sure she will finish the studies with honorific mentions.

    I hope my advise helps you, if there is anything else I would love to read it.

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  16. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2010 at 2:27 AM

    </3

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  17. VipermanSeptember 21, 2010 at 4:27 AM

    I dont need your help because I'm already with the love of my life :)

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  18. SlumphSeptember 21, 2010 at 4:44 AM

    nice little rant =D

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  19. rockStarSeptember 21, 2010 at 5:03 AM

    supportin! <3

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  20. EpsiSeptember 21, 2010 at 9:31 AM

    HAHA go to china... I would love to.

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  21. Tusseladd på turSeptember 21, 2010 at 10:17 AM

    Yeah, be better than you are, and stay like that always, then you will turn into the better you, and the better you will get even better as it goes on, good tip :-) Good read, supporting and following!

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  22. Shelby FoxSeptember 21, 2010 at 2:21 PM

    I don't really care about this lovey dovey stuff

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  23. ArigissSeptember 21, 2010 at 3:20 PM

    I love someone :O

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  24. ViNCENTSeptember 21, 2010 at 3:31 PM

    haha funny text and interesting topic!

    Ill keep an eye on your blog!

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  25. Copy"Bob"September 21, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    cool blog. following.

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  26. BLUERADSeptember 21, 2010 at 4:12 PM

    nice post, reminds me of "the game" by neil strauss

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  27. A musician and gamerSeptember 21, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    i thought i was in love once...

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  28. MistahDramaSeptember 21, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    I've never been in true love.. and don't think I ever will be.. intersting read none the less!

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  29. HighestDefSeptember 21, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    Love sucks buy a dog haha

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  30. HotsaucerSeptember 21, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    "People say: "There is a lot of fish in the ocean, don´t worry"
    I say: Hell yea, the Ocean is filled with fish...and if you are talking about people, it is also true...so you want another fish??? then GO TO CHINA, there are billions of "fish" for you there, so your chances to find the right one are higher right? God this people..."

    There may be plenty of fish in the "ocean," but I live in the desert.

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  31. NickSeptember 21, 2010 at 4:40 PM

    Lol @ living in the desert

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  32. The JuiceSeptember 21, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    I have a few questions, only I'm afraid my GF will snoop and see what I asked.. Feels Bad

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  33. OASOSeptember 21, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    I don't understand this: "If the woman/man is for you, even if you stay out, and If he/she is not even if you stay and try".

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  34. SethistoSeptember 21, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    Pretty interesting information for sure.

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  35. Dr. B. LoveSeptember 21, 2010 at 5:21 PM

    To Hotsaucer: That´s what I am talking about! that the phrase is useless.

    To The Juice: Ask anonymously. And in the other hand, if that´s the kind of GF you have...you need to do some things.

    To OASO: I know, it´s weird in english, what it means is that if that someone is for you, it does not matter what you do, the person will be yours, and if that someone is not for you, then the opposite!

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  36. Super Adventure BlogSeptember 21, 2010 at 5:22 PM

    As a fellow gentleman of love I find your comments an inspiration,

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  37. NessaSeptember 21, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    Thanks doc, finally a real expert of the subject.

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  38. The Geeks ParadiseSeptember 21, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    A great read. Thanks!

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  39. RandyzSeptember 21, 2010 at 5:46 PM

    love...meh lol

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  40. TrashcanmanSeptember 21, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    Thanks doc

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  41. Nerd LifeSeptember 21, 2010 at 11:51 PM

    great stuff here!

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  42. MutefoxSeptember 21, 2010 at 11:52 PM

    It's probably better in Spanish, yeah XD

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  43. David DavidsonSeptember 22, 2010 at 12:36 AM

    @Dr. Lol, I think I'm hideous but she thinks I'm attractive. She's extremely affectionate when we're alone just I wish that I could do simple things like kiss her goodbye in front of people.

    I guess I can keep waiting for her to change.

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  44. SadisticSeptember 22, 2010 at 1:29 AM

    Interesting blog concept man! I've got one for you just for kicks, I am pretty sure I've got things all handled on my own but I want to see how you think!

    I've dated one girl for the past two years, and recently broke up with her because I felt she was changing and I wanted to give her the opportunity to have fun. I realized about a week later that she could have the same fun with me. But now that she has been off dicking around with her friends for almost a month, she isn't sure if she wants back in on the relationship. Now what would you reccomend?

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  45. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2010 at 2:37 AM

    i like your post;)
    supportin you;)

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  46. Dr. PhunSeptember 22, 2010 at 3:05 AM

    Damn deep stuff there :P

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  47. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2010 at 5:26 AM

    Very interesting posts... I support !

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  48. kurinaSeptember 22, 2010 at 8:01 AM

    waiting for the questions which should be quite entertaining.

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  49. Discerning GentlemanSeptember 22, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    pretty interesting...

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  50. DailyDoseSeptember 22, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    Agreed :D

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  51. Dr. B. LoveSeptember 22, 2010 at 1:08 PM

    To Sadistic:

    Just let me tell you one thing:

    "A doubt is a sign of a no" Hope it helps you.

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  52. JRamSeptember 23, 2010 at 5:58 PM

    Yea that quote makes no sense in English haha.

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  53. GaryMFOakSeptember 25, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    That quote is made my brain hurt in english... o.o

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