Wednesday, September 29, 2010

True story

One day, me and 3 friends decided to annoy the neighbors. There was a particular house which metal door lead directly to the street...what did we do? We picked the biggest stones and throw them at that door and then run and hide.

We laughed our asses off as an 35-40 years old guy was madly looking for the culprits. We waited until he got back inside...and then, you know what happened.

This time I decided to do something different. When we threw the next set of rocks, everyone ran except for me. I thought "well, if I don't run, the guy should not expect me to be the responsible" And so I took the risk, I had to see if that would work and if it did, I would use it for the rest of my life. My friends ran like crazy, and so the guy came outside now more angry than before, he looked at me like asking "you better tell me who did this"...so I just told him "They ran over that way"...

The guy's face

I couldn't resist! I wanted to laugh so badly but then...I saw the guy open the metal door, and start off the engine of his All terrain Jeep...I was like "OMG my friends are screwed!"

The guy's Jeep

I walked away seeing that jeep running madly into the direction I gave the guy.

From that day and until now, I can assure you that the saying "If you didn't do it, then you must not be afraid" is completely true! all you have to do is tell yourself that you didn't do it and act accordingly =D

P.S. Don't worry, I gave the guy the wrong direction ;D what did you expect? they were my friends!

P.S. 2: Use it at your own risk! and don't blame me if you are bad acting! xD

P.S.3 : I know, It would have been more funny if the guy actually caught my friends xD

Monday, September 27, 2010

Sasuke!

Hello people! Well, I want this Mc Donald's toy so badly...and I also laughed so much that I wanted to share it with all of you...in case you have not seen it, here you go the failed Sasuke toy of Mc Donalds:




So, as you see...this was a fail...but! they discovered that this toy has a hidden potential jutsu...BALANCE, it can do it with anything! here is the proof!



And now Balancing Sasuke is a world wide meme. Hope you enjoyed these vids! take good care!

Yeah I forgot, here you go! a Template!

Mexico...Facts!

Shalom Readers!!! how are you doing? Well, as you may know I'm from México, and when there are bad things happening here (and in other countries) I will post some facts that you may did not know. You know, this country has his good things too!! So, here are some facts:

  1. Mexican money: The currency used in Mexico is the Mexican Peso. Most shops in Mexico will accept US dollars too, which may be benefic considering the currency conversion rates between Mexican money and American money.
  2. Mexican Birds: Mexico is a great place for bird watchers. There are more than fifty different species of hummingbirds, several types of pelicans and many other species that don’t exist anywhere else in the world.
  3. Good old tequila: One of the most well known facts about Mexico is that Tequila is the national drink. What is not so well known is that this drink exists from before Mexico became a nation. Several Mexican tribes already distilled a type of tequila on simple pot stills… back in the 16th century!
  4. Mexican bones: Northern Mexico has proved to be generous to paleontologists. Hundreds of dinosaur’s fossilized bones have been found in the region from Sonora to Tamaulipas.
  5. The voice of the pyramid: This is one of the most mysterious facts about Mexico. If you stand in a certain place by the main pyramid in Chichen Itzá, you will hear a bird-like sound. Some experts think that this is intentional, and that the Maya represented the Call of the Quetzal (a sacred bird) by building several air passages that recreate the sound when a breeze passes by.
  6. The ball tree: The cotton-like balls produced by a Mexican leafless tree called the Kapoc was frequently used as the stuffing for baseballs before cheap synthetic fibers were produced.
  7. Astronomers’ convention: The first known convention of Astronomers was held in the Mayan city of Copán, in the year 700 A.D.
  8. The tiny one: This one belongs to my personal top five of funny facts about Mexico. Not many people know that Mexico has the world’s smallest volcano. The Cuexcomate, in the city of Puebla, is only… 43 feet tall!. It is considered to be inactive now, and it has a spiral staircase in side, just for tourists.
  9. Ancient tree: Mexico is the home of one of the oldest living trees in the world. With more than 2000 years, the “Arbol de Tule” is more than 40 feet tall. It is a frequent attraction for visitors.
  10. The shadow of the snake: During the two equinoxes of the year, when the sun rises and sets, the pyramid “El Castillo” in Chichén Itzá shows the perfect shadow of a serpent moving along its side. To achieve this, Mayans must have used calculations with an incredible precision of many decimal digits!
Note: Info taken from the http://www.facts-about-mexico.com/ webpage, check it out!

I would add that many things you do in the U.S.A and end up by the Police catching you are easily avoidable here xD. I've heard a lot of friends saying that they like here better to party because of that fact. I may sound bad saying this fact...but it is true! xD. Anyway, if you want to know something about México you can ask me! I will surely answer! Take good care and be happy!

Friday, September 24, 2010

Just for the lulz

Hello!!!! Well, this is a video I want you all to see, because for me it was HILARIOUS! xDDDD SO if you like to laugh at other countries movies...this one´s for you!!!






Well, there are a lot more! Look up for "Bollywood" movies!!! Hope you laugh!! See you later and take good care!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

FYI

Good day everyone! Hope you all are doing really well. Today I will present you some things that will make some girls go mad and some boys laugh. Believe it or not, these are true! So, here it goes, what you need to know about what men think regarding women in a relationship:

*Crying is blackmail.

*Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

-Subtle hints do not work!
-Strong hints do not work!
-Obvious hints do not work!
-JUST SAY IT!

*‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

*Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

*If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us

*You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

*If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

*If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

* If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

*When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

*Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:

-Sex
-Sport
-Cars
-Computers

Thank you all for reading, hope you liked it. Dr. B. Love approves the above as true in "general", exceptions may apply of course. Take good care and remember you can still make questions to Dr. B. Love. Baiba!


Monday, September 20, 2010

Dr. B. Love

Good day my fellow readers, I am Dr. B. Love and I am here to help any of you women or men that needs advice to conquer the "Love of your life". Feel free to ask anything you want and I will do the best from my heart to give you the BEST advise.

I have 20 years of experience in love topics and in own "relations" so If you are willing to trust me you won´t regret it. I will give you an example:

People say: "You can manage to have anyone you want if you give your everything"
I say: What kind of BUll**** is this????? If that was true I would not be here! besides, everyone would have a couple...and that is not the case, AM I RIGHT??? Whoever said that I´m pretty sure stayed single for the rest of his/her life.

People say: "There is a lot of fish in the ocean, don´t worry"
I say: Hell yea, the Ocean is filled with fish...and if you are talking about people, it is also true...so you want another fish??? then GO TO CHINA, there are billions of "fish" for you there, so your chances to find the right one are higher right? God this people...

People say: "You will find the right one, just be patient"
I say: You never know...

People say: "I want to find the true love"
I say: Good luck finding me!!!! Dr. B. Love!!!

Ok, ok, sorry but I had to be real. There is one advice I can give to all of you that I believe entirely to be true:

"If the woman/man is for you, even if you stay out, and If he/she is not even if you stay and try"

Well, it sounds a lot better in spanish, but I think I made my point clear. But I am serious when I say that you can ask me, I will help you! Thank you for your time and stay in touch for more of Dr. B. love.


PD: Don´t be yourselves when trying to find love...be better than you are and stay like that.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

How to make money online

Hello everybody! Well, I´m pretty sure many of us want to make this true, make money online, but not anything, we mean a LOT of money. I´ve searched all over the web and found a lot of information so next I will post some of the things I encountered and thought was cool. I hope it works for you people, and that if you get rich, you remember me =)

First, let me start with something motivational. Here is a link to a page with the persons who run websites and blogs and how much they make! from this list you can take a lot of tips because you can visit all of the pages/blogs!!!

http://paulamooney.blogspot.com/2007/06/paulas-new-list-of-blogger-salaries-and.html

Did you see that a guy gets from 10,000 to 20,000 monthly just from Adsense????

Now, lets see different ways to make money online:

CASHCRATE

Cashcrate is a site that allows you to earn money by taking online surveys absolutely free. You fill out basic information about yourself, such as your name, address and city and voluntarily sign up for spam. Creating a new email for the spam is a must-do method in order to achieve success with this program and to make money with Cash Crate.

It’s against the rules to use false information so I use my real info, but I’ve never received any phone calls or anything, just e-mail spam. I also never sign up for the high paying offers that cost money or require a credit card, although there’s only a few of these available.

You can Google all you want and see for yourself that this really works!!! here is a link to a page with tips, and the page responsible for me signing to crashcrate and if you would be kind enough to help me It costs nothing to sign to crashcrate from the link to the right of my page =) thank you!

http://www.brokegradstudent.com/the-cashcrate-scam/

NOW here is a self-explanatory video of 5 ways to make money, be sure to watch it, it´s cool, specially the number 1 way:





Let me give you an advice...never try that "European roulette" trick, none of them, the house ALWAYS has the better chances to win, EVER...I´m almost sure many of you have read about an easy way to make money using this roulette, but don´t!

LINKBUCKS

Linkbucks is a very unique advertising membership program created by internet marketer Charles Major that allows people to modify their own links so that they can earn ad revenue from them. This program works on the pay-per-click system, working with advertisers to get their ads seen in a variety of places on the internet.


Linkbucks uses a pretty innovative idea for its advertising program, although at first it can be a little confusing trying to figure it all out. Though some more internet and script-savvy people might not have a problem understanding it, beginners may have a lot more difficulty.

When you get past the Linkbucks tech-speak, it’s really fairly simple. As a blogger or a forum poster, you often have links in your signature that lead people to your website. As a website owner, you often put links on your site to other websites, perhaps if you’re trading links or linking to an affiliate website.

When you become a member of Linkbucks, you can submit these links to their program, and they will modify them with code, then you put the modified links on your website, blog, or in your signature. When people click on your links, they will still go where you want them to, but because of the added code, they’ll see an intermission ad for a few seconds first, or they’ll see a framed banner on the top of your destination page.

When someone clicks on your specially coded Linkbucks link, you earn money. You don’t get a lot for one click, but if you get a lot of clicks, your earnings can add up. The advertiser gets what they want, people are still linking to where you want them to go, and you’re making some extra money all at the same time.


Reputation

Feedback on Linkbucks is overwhelmingly positive. Though nobody is claiming to make a lot of money through the program, nobody really expects to. What members do report is that they are always paid on time, that the coded links never cause them any trouble, and that support is always quick and helpful when needed.


There are many, many tips to increase your revenue from Ads and ways to increase your traffic, all of which can be found Googling so I will not put those here. I think the list which link I posted at the beginning and the video tells a lot about what I wanted to share with all of you. I really hope this works and helps. Anything you want to share feel free to comment...maybe that is another way of improving things, helping each other out...maybe we all can come up with a Iphone App idea, or some of you know how to make Apps and some others have a lot of creativity. Lets see what happens!!!! Thanks you for reading! take care and Be happy!!!



Thursday, September 16, 2010

Breathing in water

Hello! This is something I tought was not real when I saw the movie "The Abyss"...but it seems that it is!! what do you think???




Liquid breathing is a form of respiration in which a normally air-breathing organism breathes an oxygen-rich liquid (such as a perfluorocarbon), rather than breathing air. In theory, liquid breathing could assist in the treatment of patients with severe pulmonary or cardiac trauma, especially in pediatric cases. Liquid breathing has also been proposed for use in deep diving and space travel. Despite some recent advances in liquid ventilation, a standard mode of application has not been established yet.

Liquid breathing is sometimes called fluid breathing; however, this usage can be confusing as both liquids and gases are fluid substances.


Total liquid ventilation

Although total liquid ventilation (TLV) with completely liquid-filled lungs can be beneficial, the complex liquid-filled tube system required is a disadvantage compared to gas ventilation - the system must incorporate a membrane oxygenator, heater, and pumps to deliver to, and remove from the lungs tidal volume aliquots of conditioned perfluorocarbon (PFC). One research group led by Thomas H. Shaffer has maintained that with the use of microprocessors and new technology, it is possible to maintain better control of respiratory variables such as liquid functional residual capacity and tidal volume during TLV, than with gas ventilation. Consequently, the total liquid ventilation necessitates a dedicated liquid ventilator similar to a medical ventilator except that it uses a breatheable liquid. Many prototypes are used for animal experimentations, but experts recommend continued development of a liquid ventilator toward clinical applications.

Diving

Gas pressure increases with depth, rising 1 bar every 10 meters to over 1,000 bar at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Diving becomes more dangerous as depth increases, and deep diving presents many hazards. All surface-breathing animals are subject to decompression sickness, including aquatic mammals[15] and free-diving humans (see taravana). Breathing at depth can cause nitrogen narcosis and oxygen toxicity. Ascending after breathing at depth can cause air embolisms, burst lung, and collapsed lung.

Special breathing gas mixes such as trimix or heliox ameliorate the risk of decompression illness but do not eliminate it. Heliox further eliminates the risk of nitrogen narcosis but introduces the risk of helium tremors below 500 feet. Atmospheric diving suits maintain body and breathing pressure at 1 bar, eliminating most of the hazards of descending, ascending, and breathing at depth. However, the rigid suits are bulky, clumsy, and very expensive.

Liquid breathing offers a third option, promising the mobility available with flexible dive suits and the reduced risks of rigid suits. With liquid in the lungs, the pressure within the diver's lungs could accommodate changes in the pressure of the surrounding water without the huge gas partial pressure exposures required when the lungs are filled with gas. Liquid breathing would not result in the saturation of body tissues with high pressure nitrogen or helium that occurs with the use of non-liquids, thus would reduce or remove the need for slow decompression. (This technology was dramatized in James Cameron's 1989 film The Abyss.)

A significant problem, however, arises from the high viscosity of the liquid and the corresponding reduction in its ability to remove CO2. All uses of liquid breathing for diving must involve total liquid ventilation (see above). Total liquid ventilation, however, has difficulty moving enough liquid to carry away CO2, because no matter how great the total pressure is, the amount of partial CO2 gas pressure available to dissolve CO2 into the breathing liquid can never be much more than the pressure at which CO2 exists in the blood (about 40 mm of mercury (Torr)).

At these pressures, most fluorocarbon liquids require about 70 mL/kg minute-ventilation volumes of liquid (about 5 L/min for a 70 kg adult) to remove enough CO2 for normal resting metabolism. This is a great deal of fluid to move, particularly as liquids are generally more viscous than gases, (for example water is about 850 times the viscosity of air). Any increase in the diver's metabolic activity also increases CO2 production and the breathing rate, which is already at the limits of realistic flow rates in liquid breathing. It seems unlikely that a person would move 10 liters/min of fluorocarbon liquid without assistance from a mechanical ventilator, so "free breathing" may be unlikely.


Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Happy Leo!

Shalom again everyone!!! Well this post will be different than the others and I hope it makes you laugh!! because it makes me LOL and I mean LOL every time I see these pics about Happy Leonardo Di Caprio!! ENJOY!!!








P.D: Now more of you understands the Picture thats on top of my blog xDD see him walking? Hope you liked it!!! Take good care!!


Sunday, September 12, 2010

Human Soul!!!

Hellow everyone! Well, I´m going to copy-paste, but it is about something that really interests me, hope some of you feel the same!

The human soul weighs 1/3,000th of an ounce!

That’s the astonishing claim of East German researchers who recently weighed more than 200 terminally ill patients just before, and immediately after, their deaths.

In each case the weight loss was exactly the same–1/3,000th of an ounce.

“The inescapable conclusion is that we have now confirmed the existence of the human soul and determined its weight,” Dr. Becker Mertens of Dresden said in a letter printed in the German science journal Horizon.

“The challenge before us now is to figure out exactly what the soul is composed of”, he continued. “We are inclined to believe that it is a form of energy. “But our attempts to identify this energy have been unsuccessful to date.”

The expert’s report, co-authored by physicist Elke Fisher, got mixed review from top scientists around the world. Gerard Voisart, the leading French pathologist, was especially critical, saying that the weight difference between the living and the dead could be accounted for by air leaving the lungs. But Drs. Fisher and Mertens said they took that into account in making their calculations. They further stated that the device they used to weigh the soul has a margin of error of less than 1/100,000th of an ounce.

“It occurred to us that the weight loss could be the result of an instantaneous physical deterioration,” said Dr. Fisher. “But after exhaustive study we agreed that was not the case. The only possible explanation is that we were measuring the loss of the human soul or some kind of life force.”

The communist scientists were careful not to link their study of the soul with a superior being or with afterlife. But church leaders contacted by the European press said the experts’ report confirmed the existence of God and heaven–and praised their breakthrough research.

“It’s ironic that communist scientists would conduct a search for the soul, much less declare that they found it,” said one clergyman.

Repeated attempts to get an official statement from the Vatican were unsuccessful. But one highly placed source said Pope John Paul II was aware of the German study. And he reportedly was most impressed. “The Roman Catholic Church has never concerned itself with the weight of the soul, but we are pleased with scientific confirmation of its existence,” the source said.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

The True RPG Hero!

I have had many names and skills beyond anyone,
mastered a Cutlass, lethal precision with a gun,
carried dual blades and swords bigger than myself;
learned magic, deadly spells, secret arts and fighting
techs.

Traveled along many worlds, from Sylvarant to Valhalla,
El Nido Triangle to Angara, from 600 A.D. to the skies of
Arcadia, even along the Star Ocean to other worlds and the
same Earth in every form.

In infinite companions I found love, laughs, tears and hope,
fought more than any war before. In my hands I remember the
blood... Sephiroth, Kefka, Mythos and Loki, Lavos, Geldoblame,
Deathevn and Chopin.

And my journey will continue forever, as long as the minds of men
continue to dream and create them, and if you want to know the name of
The True Hero... Please Enter your Name and defeat the new Evil:



Tuesday, September 7, 2010

A doubt...

Shalom everyone! how is it going? Well, so so for me...but anyway I´m here to see if someone can help me. It is about a 3D TV thats being sold at Bestbuy, it is 65" (yeah, HUGE) made by Mitsubishi and it´s 1080P....the price: $1299 (It was $999 but the offer ended!) So I was wondering if there is another side of the story, like...why is it so cheap??? I would really appreciate your comments on this!!!


Is not scam, believe me!

See you soon!!! take good care! YOSH!!!!




Thursday, September 2, 2010

ZOMBIES!!!!!

Shalom people!!! Well, It has been a while since the last time I wrote something but I had to write this one. Im pretty sure many of you have seen "The return of the living dead" which has 5 movies. Well, I started viewing them from 1-5 and I´m on the third one (about to watch the 4th one). The movies are cool, but in my opinion, I believe that the first one is the best of them all!!! And I´m going to tell you why:

1.- The coolest zombie theme EVER! This song rocks so hard many people play it on guitar in a "Heavy metal" style, It´s called Trioxin. Hear it if you want, you won´t be dissapointed!


2.- It is different than other zombie movies. Zombies don´t die with a hit to the head, not even tearing them to pieces or destroying their brains!!! Also, they talk, they even interview a zombie in this movie xD

3.- A lot of parts are funny as hell! (TARMAN FOREVER!!!) For example, the part where a zombie talks through the radio for backup and says "send more cops", and then they wait and ambush the police xD

4.-Has a hot chick...naked, showing off her butt and boobs for a half part of the movie

In other words If you haven´t seen it yet, WATCH IT for Christ´s sake! and if you have...well watch it again!

Please leave your comments on your thoughts about this movie! take good care!! YOSH!