Wednesday, September 22, 2010

FYI

Good day everyone! Hope you all are doing really well. Today I will present you some things that will make some girls go mad and some boys laugh. Believe it or not, these are true! So, here it goes, what you need to know about what men think regarding women in a relationship:

*Crying is blackmail.

*Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

-Subtle hints do not work!
-Strong hints do not work!
-Obvious hints do not work!
-JUST SAY IT!

*‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

*Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

*If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us

*You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

*If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

*If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

* If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

*When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

*Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:

-Sex
-Sport
-Cars
-Computers

Thank you all for reading, hope you liked it. Dr. B. Love approves the above as true in "general", exceptions may apply of course. Take good care and remember you can still make questions to Dr. B. Love. Baiba!


51 comments:

  1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL!!! Totally

    http://chilltimeitis.blogspot.com/

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  2. do what u want couse a pirate is free!You're a Pirate!!
    cool!suppin bro :)
    check both my blogs are interesting! ;)

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  3. Thats certainly one way to go about in a relationship.

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  4. Exactly, what a pain in the ass. Just fucking say what you mean.

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  5. lol nice, will show my gf this later.

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  6. Haha I needed this insight into a guy's mind. Thank you very much.

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  7. haha thats a really true statement, looking forward to seeing more posts in the future!

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  8. Most guys are like this.

    More women need to read this. :P

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  9. Great information... Looking forward to future posts.

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  10. "If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear."

    That rule is good for EVERYBODY

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  11. Bah I know that. I live with 2 girls and damn.... they do it all the time.

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  12. The "what's wrong" one is great :P definitely accurate lol

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  13. please tell me where you got that little fishy deal at the bottom of your blog...it's...so...cute.....ohgodacn'tasdjt;lua4;t

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  14. Hi! NY ETHNIC FOOD, for the fish you have to go to Design->clic anywhere that says "add new gadget" and search for it in the list that will appear, it's easy =)

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  15. looks like fun!

    check out my new blog, The Stepback Fadeaway!

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  16. haha love it, those damn subtle hints never work

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  17. Great blog, man!

    Hope you`ll check out mine as well.

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  18. all of this is so fuckin true! but I guess they will never play to our rules...

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  19. Lol, I like this. This is true. I am fat. daw. O_o

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  20. haha, can't control those impulses to scratch.

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  21. I can't wait for tomorrow's update!

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  22. so very true! come over, man. lets party! =D

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